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70000Tons Of Metal 2016 Journal

Day 1: 70000Tons of Metal. For the public at large, it’s an unknown music cruise like any other, but for the fans of the metal genre, it is the Mecca of absurd music festivals. 3,000 passengers, 60 bands, 4 ...
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To Tour Or Not To Tour?

I've provided insight before on how to book a tour yourself in Booking Tours: Trouble, Tips, and Tactics, but should your band even go on tour? This is a critical question you need to answer if you plan on hitt...
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What’s Up With The Guest List?

Night after night I hear bands ask "What's up with the guest list?". I know they only want to see how many guests they are allowed, but it also occurred to me that this question alluded to a greater misundersta...
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JOIN THE RANKS TOUR – Week Two

Week two of the Join The Ranks Tour was full of delicious food and booze! Van troubles persisted and were finally resolved through a tirelessly vigilant effort. It’s no surprise that an army of worthless people...
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JOIN THE RANKS TOUR – Week One

The first week of traveling as a piratical sardine on the Join The Ranks Tour is in the can. Touring with THE DREAD CREW OF ODDWOOD is always hilarious amounts of fun, and we took RAINBOWDRAGONEYES on the road ...
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Putting The Motion In Promotion

Empty venues and empty pockets, the epidemic that repeatedly haunts bands and promoters alike. Blame it on the economy. Blame it on Obama. Hell, even blame it on the alignment of the stars! It really comes down...