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CATTLE DECAPITATION – The Anthropocene Extinction

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CATTLE DECAPITATION will take you to dark places with The Anthropocene Extinction. Meaty guitar licks lead you to the slaughterhouse; brutal breakdown...
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It's time to pause the beer soaked rager we've been having, and take a trip down to Texas. I was floored after hearing OCEANS OF SLUMBER for the first...
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UNLEASH THE ARCHERS have forged an epic tale of inspiration and perseverance with Time Stands Still. As Brittney Slayes' voice continues to level up b...
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  German Power Metal clergy, POWERWOLF, have released their sixth full length album and it will bless and possess the shit out of you! The the...
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